We are at my mother in laws house visiting for Christmas.

My Niece: "Where are your puppies, Baba?"

My Mother in Law: "I don't have puppies, dear."

My Niece: "Why don't you have puppies?"

Me: "Because witches have cats, sweetheart."

I am ready to go home.


  1. At least uncle bricksalesman and the hippies are there. My brother is in bolivia and it's colder than shit up here....

  2. nice one.. tell the fam I say hello and merry christmas if you're still there.

  3. I thought this one was very funny! Although, it may appear that not all people did. I'm controversial! That's how you know you are a good blogger.

  4. Never let it be said that you don't have giant cojones. The problem with that, though, is that sometimes they get pinched. Ouch.

    In truth, though, it was a very funny line. I, too, come from the school of hitting one out of the park when it has been teed up so perfectly, sometimes to my detriment. Thankfully most of my friends and family are good at forgiveness. God bless them all.

    Just repeat that mantra you know so well: "I'm sorry..."