5 reasons why I wish I was Harry Potter.
5: Chicks dig scars and magic and my "find your card in my pants" trick just isn't working anymore. Technically, it's an illusion. Yes, I mean everything in my pants.
4. So I could be just like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way
3. So I could banish the Delores Umbridge's of my life.
2. I hurt myself a lot and it would really cut down on the medical bills if I could just point my wand and say "reparo". I've tried it and still nothing works.
1. Invisibility cloak + sorority slumber party. Do I really need to explain this one?
To hell with your bodily injuries, the cost of repairing damages caused to your surroundings far exceeds the co-pays of your medical insurance
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