5 Greatest Things Ever Said.
5. It's not yours. Oh thank god.
4. Can I buy you a drink? Yes, you can always buy me a drink.
3. The test results came back negative. I don't care what the test is or what it is for, if it's negative thats always a good thing.
2. Here's my hotel key, don't keep me waiting. Does this ever happen? Surely it's had to happen to someone, somewhere.
1. You want fries with that. I always want fries with that.