Say it. Say it all.

I don't want to talk about it.

You have to talk about it.

Shut-up. I don't even want to mention it.

You have to.

I don't have to do shit.

This you have to do.

Quiet! Get out of my head! Get Out!

Say it.

No!

Say it.

No!

Say it, you have no choice.

But I can't.

Yes you can.

It's to hard, I can't.

It's not hard.

But....

No but. Say it.

My Niece beat me in Wii bowling.

And?

She's 4 years old.

Keep going.

No more. Please.

All of it.

My wife beat me in Wii bowling. Several times. A lot of times.

More.

I have never beaten my wife in Wii bowling.

When was the last time your wife even played a video game.

20 years ago, maybe? Nothing have the original Nintendo and maybe then only one game on one single day.

And now she beat you.

Yes, she beat me like a rented mule.

Like a rented mule?

Yes, like a rented mule.

Like a whipped and beaten rented mule.

Yes.

Say it.

Like a whipped and beaten rented mule.

Now say the rest of it.

Do I have to?

You will never have peace until you do.

Please, let me stop.

No, you have to keep going.

All of it?

Yes, all of it.

My mother in law...

What about your mother in law.

She.....

Yes?

I can't!

You have to.

She beat me in the Wii too! Dear god help me, she beat me too!

How many times.

All the time. All the time.

Did you enjoy it?

Of course I didn't enjoy it! It was humiliating!

Why?

Because she didn't even know how to turn it on! She didn't know what a Wii was! She calls the controllers the "thingies!"

And she beat you.

Yes, yes, she beat me. Are you happy now. My 4 year old niece, my wife, and my mother in law all beat me in Wii bowling!

That's pretty terrible.

I know, I know. It's almost treasonous.

How long have you been playing?

I have been playing video games since I was 5.

And what happened?

A bunch of rank amateurs beat me. One can't read yet. One can't stand video games. And one says "so I swing this thingie and hit that thingie?"

And how did they beat you?

Like a rented mule.

Yes, like a rented mule. Now go practice and let us never speak of this again.