The AC guy came yesterday. I almost fell on my knees and offered him a hand job to fix my AC. I explained that I'm not to good but that I would give it my best shot.
He fixed my AC anyway.
And how do you fix it? Why, you crank up the heat to 90 fucking degrees. That's the fix. In order to cool down we had to sweat some more for a day.
God hates me but finds me very entertaining.