Hoss I am

Hoss I am………………………….
…………………………..Hoss I am

That Hoss I am
That Hoss I am
I do not like that Hoss I am.

Would like to read my blog?
Would you like to read it here or there.

I would not like to read your blog
I would not read it here or there, I would not read it anywhere.

Would you read it with a frog?
Would you read it with a dog?

I would not read your blog with a frog
I would not read it with a dog
I would not read it here or there, I would not read it anywhere.

Perhaps while you are bored at work?
Perhaps while you crossdress in a skirt?
Try it, try it, you will see!

I won’t read it at work
Or when I go transvestite in a skirt.
I would not read it with a frog
I would not read it with a dog.
I would not read it here or there or anywhere!
I do not want to see!
Hoss you let me be!

How about with an extra in a movie?
What if his name is Louie?

I would not, could not, with an extra named Louie
Not at work, not in a skirt.
I would not read it with a frog
I would not read it with a dog
I would not read it here or there, I would not read it anywhere!

What if I got you a hooker?
What if she was free of disease and a looker?

Not with a hooker
Even though she is free and a looker.
Not with Louie
Who was an extra in a movie!
Not at work, not in a skirt
Not with a dog and not with a frog.
I would not read it here or there or anywhere?

Would you read it with the Newt?
What if she wore a suit?

Not with the Newt who is in a suit.
Not with a hooker that is a looker
I would not read it with Louie from a movie
I would not read it at work
I would not read it with a skirt.
Not with a frog, not with a dog.
I do not want to read your blog!

But it will make you laugh, you will see
It will make you laugh so much you’ll pee
If you haven’t read it before, how do you know?
Try it, try it, how can you say no?

Hoss I am, If I read your story
Will you leave me aloney?

………………….Pause while you read………………….

Say, I do like your blog!
I would read it with a frog
I would read it with a dog.
I would read it at work while wearing my skirt.
I would read it with a hooker who is a looker
I would read it with Louie from the Star Trek movie.
I would read it with the Newt while wearing a suit!

I would read it here or there or anywhere!

Thank you, thank you, Hoss I am
I love your blog, I will show it to my friend Pam.

Editor’s note: I have been reading way to much Green Eggs and Ham to my daughter!