I offer everyone this Holiday season a look at a Hossman Classic from last year.
I was at my mother in laws house with the family. This year they are all at my house. Oddly, I feel this one still fits into my current situation:
We are at my mother in laws house visiting for Christmas.
My Niece: "Where are your puppies, Baba?"
My Mother in Law: "I don't have puppies, dear."
My Niece: "Why don't you have puppies?"
Me: "Because witches have cats, sweetheart."
I am ready to go home