My beard.  It is gone.  It has been cut off.  My bushy display of peacock maniless has been shorn, it's feathers gathering at the bott...

Tonight is the night.  Yup, I'm going to get some action tonight.  I am going to go upstairs and employ my greatest moves, the move th...

I am hiding from my children.  It's not a game of hide and seek.  It's not in an effort to jump out and scare them.  Nope, I'm...

You can find his shoes on top of the couch.  You can find his shoes at the bottom of the couch.  Sometimes you can even find his shoes in ...

You know whats better than waking up at 9 am?  Waking up at 8 am.  If you wake up at 8 am, you can get loads of 8 am stuff done.  At 8 am yo...

I was going to be a stereotype, I was going to be one of "those guys".  I was totally looking forward to it.  I have my beard an...

Home ownership, the American dream.  It's what we want to do when we are younger, it's a measure of success, of living that Americ...