My sons room is jacked and I'm not sure what to make of this.  I am at a loss which is unusual for me.  There is no little awkward jok...

"God Dammit!  The road is closed!  God Dammit!" Hossmom yells at me but I don't tell her she's yelling at me because tha...

I had a dream last night and because of this dream, I will be completely messed up for the rest of the day.  I might as well just go back ...

I have a to do list.  This is most commonly known as the "honey do list".  This is a sweet way of saying this is the shit my wif...

Our day is a blank page and we have not filled it, it remains as white as the moment it arrived with the sunrise.  There is nothing on the s...

"I peed in a bucket!" my son screamed.  He was very excited.  He then decided to pick up the bucket to show my wife and I.  Exce...

"Dude" I told my traveling companion.  "If there is a bar fight in this place, I don't think I could hang.  I"m ju...