I know that she is going to hate them before I even buy them.  After being with one person for so long, there are certain things that you ...

"We don't want to go!" they said.  "Let's go back to our room!" they demanded. I paid them no mind.  They ow...

I have another new post up over at Daddyshome .  Go over and check it out.  It's simple this time, more informative I think than past st...

"I think you're all fucked in the head.  We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.  Well, I'll ...

Often times my daughter comes up to me and asks me what I am writing.  Then before I can answer she starts pushing buttons and then runs a...

That used to be my table.  I want to say that the children did this.  It would be an easy lie to tell.  Perhaps if it was our dinner table...

Add caption Our couch is 11 years old.  It's a greenish color, or it used to be.  The cushions are crushed down a bit in the back bu...