I'm guessing by now all your presents are wrapped and under the tree. The kids like to come in and shake them, perhaps open a few when ...

"What did you do to your grandmother." I asked both of the minions. They just looked at me. "Seriously, what did you do....

Come over here. Go over there. Eat your lunch. Don't throw your lunch on the floor. Let the dog eat it. I can handle this. Don't hit...

Christmas week, is anyone going to read this? Let's find out. I'm going to be posting three new blogs this week on Monday, Tuesday...

She says that I lost it. She says it was my fault. She says that I had it last. Good job Perry Mason, it wasn't me though. I fully a...

My balls hurt. They have hurt for more than 8 hours. They still hurt. A lot. More specifically, it's like I've have been kicked ...

Especially when it passes through your urethra. That's right, kids - Hossman is down for the count due to a kidney stone he is currently...