"That's it, everyone get your monkey butts outside!" Dad bellows. It's a dad's growl, a voice that when deepen with f...

The 5 Greatest Dinner's Cooked By Dad. 5. Grill cheese sandwiches and potato chips. The good old standard and one that I use commonly ...

Dad: You ready Little Hoss? Little Hoss: Ready Daddy! Ahem I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up in the...

5 things that are complete and total bullshit. 5. The sign on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet. NOT responsible f...

Normal dads may take their kids to a nice Mcdonalds lunch. Let them play on the jungle gym a little, maybe make some eye contact with hot mo...

I want to officially apologize to my family for the dinner that I just cooked. Judging by the looks you have given me, it was indeed as hor...

Day 1 Stop me if you have heard this one: So a cat gets stuck in a tree. The neighbors came over which is a little bit of surprise as they n...