tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677886029830007352.post8756097729408916591..comments2023-10-24T05:30:45.444-07:00Comments on The Hossman Chronicles: Day OneTeam Hossmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02290763462743829085noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677886029830007352.post-28826031439027526222007-10-01T14:56:00.000-07:002007-10-01T14:56:00.000-07:00To Anonymous: You are an all seeing all knowing m...To Anonymous:<BR/> You are an all seeing all knowing mini-God. 1) While the garage really really needed to be cleaned (which it was, eventually, very nicely tidied) he really did need to get out of there. Hossmom needed some soothing trash TV, not football. 2) The lactation consultant was just a day away when Buba Hoss got with the program. 3) The cat nearly permanently disappeared around 3:00 a.m. after it attacked me while I was getting (more) water for Hossmom, but I was too tired to put the body in the trash. 4. Hossmom moved to the recliner, an idea born from total genius. Hossmom was finally somewhat comfortable and Hossman got to play xbox and sleep the night though. I expect my back to recover in 4 to 6 weeks from sleeping on the living room floor so as to on call for night calls, but not having my daughter burst into tears was so worth it. Thank you.<BR/>MiLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4677886029830007352.post-61529175455495886062007-10-01T13:27:00.000-07:002007-10-01T13:27:00.000-07:00I know you're sleep deprived, so I'll try to use t...I know you're sleep deprived, so I'll try to use tiny words.<BR/><BR/>1. "Clean the garage" means "get out of here". You do not have to clean the garage, just go take a nap in the car or something. Take your cell phone in case they change their minds.<BR/><BR/>2. Two words: lactation consultant. Seriously. Breastfeeding shouldn't hurt. If it does, a consultant can make your life MUCH easier. Until then, sneaking in a middle of the night bottle makes you a hero in the long run.<BR/><BR/>3. Please tell your cat to call off the strike, as my cat has also started crapping all over the place this week. I can only assume it is some sort of feline union activity. I'm all for moral support, but this is too much.<BR/><BR/>4. Convince Mrs. Hoss to sleep downstairs in a recliner until the stitches come out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com